Charlie Sheen on Friday night officially launched CharlieSheen.com his official website for spreading his own brand of crazy.
The “Warlock” has been spreading his “messages” all over the internet for the last few weeks, prominently being featured on UStream via his “Sheen’s Korner” live video stream.
The new website can be used to buy tickets for Sheen’s upcoming tour in Detroit and Chicago (possibly more shows to follow) and to buy T-Shirts with some of the best yet Sheenisms.
Sign up for his newsletter (pictured above) and you can “start winning” right away, even if your a troll.
It’s hard to hate Charlie Sheen when he has so obviously went insane.
Steven Tyler may love himself a little too much, according to a recent statement made to TMZ, Tyler doesn’t want American Idol contestants to sing his bands songs.
When asked if contestants get bonus points for singer an Aerosmith song Tyler respondsed with “Never, I look at them twice and say don’t even try it, don’t even.”
Oddly enough Tyler seemed to enjoy James Durbin singing “Dream On” during the audition round of Idol, but perhaps he was just being nice after producers inevitably told him the kid was going to make it into the Top 24.
When asked if he thought it was okay to sing a J. Lo song Tyler seemed to take a poke at her stating “has anyone done that yet?”
Tyler also described Season 10 of the show as a Tilt A Whirl ride being mixed with something else, although he wasn’t quite clever enough to come up on the spot with a combination of two experiences to finish his thought before snapping a picture of the Paparazzi with his own brand new camera.
Charlie Sheen wants to talk to his fans and “trolls” en masse so he’s taking his special brand of crazy on the road in April for his tour titled Charlie Sheen LIVE: My Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat Is Not an Option.
Sheen announced the tour via Twitter but didn’t offer many sane details about what the show would entail.
“Will there be surprises? Will there be guests? Will there be mayhem? Will you ask questions? Will you laugh? Will you scream? Will you know the truth? WILL THERE BE MORE?!?! This IS where you will hear the REAL story from the Warlock. Bring it. I dare you to keep up with me.”
The first show is in Detroit on April 2, followed by an April 3 show in Chicago with more dates possible.
Charlie Sheen has taken over FunnyOrDie.com today, releasing his own very funny, yet disturbing cooking segment.
Coming off his successful, yet odd Ustream appearances of Sheen’s Korner the new skit has Sheen cooking meat because that’s what his “Tiger blood” requires and making a Sheen salad (hint the recipe is lettuce and a big tomato).
Sheen once again refers to “trolls” in his skit and talks about his magical warlock powers, while announcing “Here I come Food Network.”
Where else can you find a guy with a “cooking wand for a warlock” also known as a spatula or sporting a “cauldron of awesomeness” also known as a bowl.
Here’s the comedy clip:
Sure he’s weird and probably out of his mind, but it’s almost like a train wreck we just can’t stop walking and even laughing at from time to time.
Retail giant Target will have to look elsewhere for celebrity endorsements after Lady Gaga pulled her upcoming support from the chain when it was discovered that Target had made donations to political figures with anti-gay agendas.
Target was slated to sell an exclusive version of Gaga’s new upcoming album Born This Way however she stepped away from the lucrative deal when it was discovered that Target has been supporting anti-gay politicians and organizations.
One of Target’s biggest donations went to MN Forward, a political action committee that supported Tom Emmer, an anti-gay gubernatorial candidate for the state in 2010.
When Lady Gaga, a gay rights advocate first entered the deal she came under fire and released the following statement:
“That discussion was one of the most intense conversations I’ve ever had in a business meeting,” she said at the time. “Part of my deal with Target is that they have to start affiliating themselves with LGBT charity groups and begin to reform and make amends for the mistakes they’ve made in the past…our relationship is hinged upon their reform in the company to support the gay community and to redeem the mistakes they’ve made supporting those groups.”
Apparently Target didn’t take the steps necessary to fix their image among gay rights groups. Good for you Gaga.
Rumer Willis, the 22-year-old daughter of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore is getting ready to make her acting debut just off the great white way, appearing in the off-broadway production of “Love, Loss & What I Wore.”
Willis has appeared in several recent films including Sorority Row and The House Bunny, while also guest starring for an arc on the CW’s 90210.
Willis will act alongside Anne Meara and B. Scott from March 23 through April 24 at the Westside Theatre in Manhattan.
The production is a stage adaption inspired by Ilene Beckerman’s memoir. Love is currently in it’s second year and is directed by Karen Carpenter.
Waka Flocka is naked, but unlike Kanye West, he wasn’t sending pictures of himself to various girls, instead choosing to pose for a new PETA campaign called “Ink, Not Mink” and after one second of looking at his picture it’s easy to see why this tattooed rapper was chosen.
People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA), began to “Ink, Not Mink” campaign with several other stars, including Taraji P. Henderson and Chad Ochocinco in nude pictorials before moving onto Waka Flocka.
As you can see in the picture (shown above), Waka is wearing nothing but a heavy chain to cover his “man parts” while the photograph is well shot by noted celebrity photographer Robert Sebree.
In a public statement Waka said:
“Understand where that fox fur came from before you spend $1,000…someone got their head beat in and electrocuted,” and “Understand what you buy, instead of just going off fashion and what it looks like—that’s what I’d tell my community.”
The rapper also called animals that work in circuses wrong, stating, “I don’t agree with that at all. That shit is whack.”
Okay maybe he’s not the most elegant speaker, but his message and that of PETA is pretty clear, whether or not you agree with all their messages or not.
Slumdog Millionaire child actress Rubina Ali is homeless for the fourth time in just two years after a fire burnt down her shantytown home, leaving Rubina and more than a dozen family members without a place to stay.
Rubina played Young Latika in the 2008 film and made headlines when her Mumbai home was destroyed to make way for a new railway track. Her second home was flooded by burst pipes and her third home in Jan. 2010 was destroyed by the city once again for redevelopment plans.
The most recent fire has destroyed more than 2,000 homes near Gareeb Nagar.
According to Rubina, during the most recent home loss:
“I lost all the books, wooden toys, photographs and awards that I received for the film.”
According to her father.
“Soon, a neighbor came to alert us about the fire. We all rushed out after taking only the basic belongings. There was no time to take anything else.”
While Rubina added:
“I had kept all the newspaper clippings that reminded me of how I became famous after ‘Slumdog Millionaire’. Now everything is gone. I spent the entire night near the railway station with some people and have just returned to this spot. I don’t even know where the rest of my family members are.”
Her family has been given a flat by the Jai Ho Trust — a fund set up by Danny Boyle to support the youngest stars of his blockbuster feature, including Ali’s co-star Azharuddin Mohammed Ismail.
“But it will still take us a month to move there,” Rafique explains. “Had we moved in there earlier, we would not have had to see this day.”
Here’s a tasty Hollywood secret for you all: before Cameron Diaz assumed the bubbly, all-American blonde personality, she had this thing for some raunchy S&M type fetish. Proof? Well, if seeing Cameron Diaz topless in a leather outfit and pulling at a guy’s neck in chains isn’t enough for you, I don’t know what is.
This is a completely different Cameron Diaz we’re seeing here, and frankly, I wish she never underwent the personality change. I’d like to be that guy in chains, with Cameron Diaz’ tits dangling inches away from my hungry face. I might be strong enough to break free and dive head first into those teasing nipples of her for a quick lick or two. And since Cameron Diaz looks in the mood during this naughty fetish video, she might be willing to part her legs for an extra lick in the pussy .
She might as well have some tonguing done down there; the friction all that latex has done to her vagina needs a tongue or a cock slid inside that cunt of hers for pleasure, if not for relief.
Ever since Emma Watson pitched tent in the US for college, she’s been on the paparazzi’s radar more and more often. Which also means the chances we’ll see this lovely Brit in compromising situations is a lot higher than it ever was. So we owe these nipslip pictures of Emma Watson to our highly-skilled paparazzi people over at Hollywood that we can enjoy a jerk off session inspired by our little Hermione’s sweet jugs .
And the whole world knows we’re in need of some real nipple sightings of Emma Watson. We’ve seen her mature into a tasty English hottie, and while we’re 50/50 with her pixie haircut, this little titty peek kicked us off the fence and we’re rooting 100% for more nude pictures of Emma Watson! Now, if the paparazzo went the extra mile and coaxed the other titty out for a complete view…
